The Krebs Question

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I’ve formulated a philosophical question I’ve named after the pastor of my childhood church. Don’t worry, there’s no sex abuse, or anything like that. The pastor, Orville Krebs, was our neighbor, and in my experience, he was a pretty good guy, a cross between Simpson characters Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders. He and his wife had a trampoline in their…